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| George Bernard Shaw |
George Bernard Shaw
I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in his courtship. I like a state of continual becoming, with goal in front and not behind.
Albert Einstein
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| Albert Einstein |
If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
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| Winston Churchill |
Winston Churchill
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
Albert Einstein
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| Albert Einstein |
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change.Invariably they are both disappointed.
Ambrose Bierce
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| Ambrose Bierce |
You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day.
Mark Twain
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| Mark Twain |
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Ambrose Bierce
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| Ambrose Bierce |
Optimism: The doctrine, or belief, that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, everything good, especially the bad, and everything right that is wrong.
Kevin Costner
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| Kevin Costner |
Real heroes are men who fall and fail and are flawed, but win out in the end because they've stayed true to their ideals and beliefs and commitments.
John Steinbeck
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| John Steinbeck |
I know three things will never be believed - the true, the probable, and the logical.
Ambrose Bierce
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| Ambrose Bierce |
You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day.
Mark Twain
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| Mark Twain |
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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| Muhammad Ali |
Muhammad Ali
The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
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| Winston Churchill |
Winston Churchill
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
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| Bill Cosby |
Bill Cosby
We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.
Mark Twain
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| Mark Twain |
Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.
Clint Eastwood
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| Clint Eastwood |
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
Socrates
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Socrates
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Johnny Carson
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| Johnny Carson |
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
Mahatma Gandhi
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Mahatma Gandhi
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It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err.
